Friday, January 29, 2016

Mastizaade





Rating : 3/10
Release Date : 29th January, 2016
Time : 107 minutes
Director, Writer: Milap Zaveri; Co-Writer : Mushtaq Sheikh; Music : Various
Starring : Sunny Leone, Vir Das, Tusshar Kapoor, Suresh Menon, Shaad Randhawa


All of us receive jokes via WhatsApp, thanks to the various groups we are part of. Take the 50 cheapest, crassest, crudest ones, string them together with the loosest possible storyline, ensure you show almost every square cm of Sunny Leone, take good actors and put them in ridiculous roles (Vir Das, Viveck Vaswani) and as cherry on the icing, you give Tusshar a prominent role

They say a picture speaks a thousand words… the following five pics leave you under no illusions as to what the makers had in mind when they hired their lead actress and gave her a double role






And these five pics give a compelling reason why you shouldn’t watch it - especially the first one and you can follow the same actor's expressions throughout the remaining photos






This film is a huge mistake and in bad taste – humour around sex doesn’t have to be sleazy (read my book Eighteen Plus, for a taste of something different) – fun is also poked at gays, disabled, animals, fruits – no one & nothing is spared, including the audience

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:59 PM

    What a shame... The makers need to introspect...

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  2. Anonymous8:30 PM

    So much nudity and over the top vulgar content, why are such movies even made and passed by the Censor Board ? Unsuitable for public viewing... hope there is no sequel to it..

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  3. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Think like a true professional, nice way to promote/advertise your own book..

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  4. Anonymous11:16 AM

    Interesting advertisement by Manforce : Play with flavours after you play with colours.. Manforce wishes you a memorable Holi...in spirit and in action !

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  5. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Which is your favourite Holi song ?

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  6. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Trying to remember one picturized on Waheeda Rehman and Dharmender, can't recall the tune or the wordings..

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